Saturday 29th August 2021

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 130-8 v Golden Hill 7th XI 116ao – Chilcompton won by 14 runs

To conclude a long, hard 2020 season, Saturday saw Chilcompton 2nd XI play host to Grange Golden Hill 7th XI at Dinder & Croscombe CC. The hosts batted first on a wicket stickier than a 2nd XI divorce with stalwart Mark Colbourne and pinch hitter Miles Hadrill leading things off. While Colbourne went about pummelling the pre-pubescent bowling attack, Hadrill (4) predicated the fate that would await a high proportion of his teammates – playing several minutes early to a ball that took an eon or two to reach him.
That brought Paul Dening to the crease, who immediately began timing the ball like a dream – eschewing his usual likeness to Chillies’ much-loved groundsman, instead drawing comparisons with a right-handed David Gower. Along with Colbourne (22) and then Sam ‘Barry’ Gibbs, Dening proved his pre-match pessimism to be pure jive talking.
With dash, dare and two meaty hoicks for six, Dening brought up a regal 50. Always the gentleman, Dening deigned to step aside and allow his colleagues a piece of the run-scoring action. Alas, none of Sean White (1), debutant Alex Baughan (0), Simon Tandy (3), David Travis (0) or Adam Marshall (0) could replicate, all heading back to the hutch with exits even soggier than the pitch itself.
Gibbs (29*), staying alive to the end of the innings, kept the stroke-play flowing and together with skipper Jon Burgess (8) pushed the score to a respectable 130-8 from the thirty overs – the latter narrowly avoiding the tragedy of a fourth run out in four innings.
Chilcompton’s own Lillee and Thomson – or, rather, Lilly and Savage (credit: M. Colbourne) – Steve Longden and Dave Travis took the new ball in reply. While the confident young opener took a liking to Longden (3-0-21), Travis (3-0-9-2) hailed the spirit of the pachyderm to make dumbos of batsmenboys 1 and 3 – getting the shiny conker to drift and grip to disrupt the timbers of the first, and requiring a sharp catch from the half-centurion Dening for the second, much to the chagrin of his teammates.
Next in to the attack boogied Gibbs (3-0-9) and young debutant Alexandra Baughan, the latter of whom showed both huge character and potential with her excellent figures of three overs for just 10 runs to ensure that the run rate remained a tricky ask for the visitors. Simon Tandy (3-0-8-1) got the ball turning before drawing a catch from the top-scoring opener (as well as a contender for the much-coveted ‘Drop of the Season’ award from his own bowling), while clubleadingwickettakerMilesHadrill (3-0-9) was denied yet further Ws – square-leg Travis too busy regaling umpire Moon about his two wickets (and, undoubtedly, three in a row, two and 0, the Glory Stratton days) to pouch a simple looper landing a few yards to his left.
Adam Marshall went full Dhoni, handing his wicket-keeping gear to Tandy before delivering career best figures of 3-0-11-0, bowling in tandem with Sean White who cast no shadow – or wickets – in his 3-1-3-0. They may have been going easy on the adolescent batting pair, but Dening (3-1-18-2) only had eyes on cementing his MOTM performance. He took two wickets in consecutive balls, before a sharp run out dismissed Golden Hill’s last credible threat. Cometh the bunnies, cometh the Burgess (2.5-0-16-3) – clearing up the tail, after a lesser-spotted run-out of his own.
Chilcompton legends finished the curtailed season as they started it – a convincing win against a team comprised mainly of children. Just the preparation they needed for an attack on the heights of the Eleventh Division in 2021…………………

Saturday 22nd August

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 136-8 v Whitchurch 3rd XI 136-9 – Match Tied!

In what will inevitably be a 2020 season quickly forgotten, Chilcompton 2nd XI at least provided one Saturday afternoon that will be long remembered – unfortunately, for many of the wrong reasons.
The visiting Whitchurch 3rds batted first at the CCG in a match reduced to 30 overs a side on account of rain showers that would never transpire. And the youthful openers immediately took a shine to Sean White and Jordan Harding, the latter of who would soon tighten up his line and claim the first breakthrough during his 6-0-38-1 spell.
Visiting captain Martin Peters looked well set before a spurious LBW appeal from Miles Hadrill (and Miles Hadrill alone) was given surprisingly out. Off trudged the despondent batsman, with only memories of his goal in the 1966 World Cup Final to console him. Aside from some beauties that beat the outside edge, Hadrill’s (6-0-30-2) strategy to bowl leg side filth eventually paid off, goading an unsuspecting batter to spoon a catch to Tim Fussell at square leg.
Speaking of the latter, Fussell (6-1-13-1) and his testing off spinners proved the pick of the Chillies attack – unlucky to only come away with one entry in the ‘W’ column. That, famously, is what captain John ‘Elmer’ Burgess is in the team for. After dismissing the opener with 63 to his name, Burgess went on a bunny hunt to record figures of 6-1-16-3.
With that the runs dried up nicely, thanks to White (6-1-36-2) returning much stronger in his second spell and Harding diving around the park like a scalded cat in the process of somehow only bagging one catch. Whitchurch limped to 136-9, the last few overs seeing a trilogy of three chances in three balls going begging and skipper Burgess displaying some splendid sportsmanship – bowling gentle off-spinners to the batting side’s miniature junior player. Sportsmanship that would surely repaid in kind later in the encounter…right?
In response, Mark Colbourne cleverly followed a wide first ball of the innings straight into the wicketkeepers gloves, thus allowing him to head straight to the bar and gifting Dave Travis the shortest umpiring stint since records began.
It also allowed Burgess and Tom Hancock to get some time at the crease and they started dismantling the tepid bowling attack. Fours to all boundaries followed and Chillies were quickly on track, reducing the deficit by 60 runs in 12 overs. The only time they would be stopped in their tracks was when umpires Hadrill and Fussell called one five-ball over. But that surely wouldn’t have an impact on the final result…right?
Then came the game’s major flashpoint. Burgess at the non-striker’s end backing up a little way out of his crease, preparing for one of his trademark quick singles – the pre-pubescent bowler whipping the bails off with a Mankad out of nowhere. A friendly jape, surely? Some B&D bants. Nope, the bowler (named Downs incidentally) stood his ground – which is more than can be said for poor old Jonty – and the captain was gone, chuntering all the way back to the side lines.
Hancock continued the onslaught in his captain’s stead and flew to his half-century, with Simon Tandy playing his part as Biggles’s co-pilot. By the time Tandy (7) scooped up a dolly of catch, a further 57 runs had been added and the strolling hosts required only 19 from 41 balls. Dave Travis – vowing that he and all ten teammates would retire from the sport if Chilcompton lost from this position – came and went for 2, with Paul Denning doing likewise in short order.
With Adam Marshall coming to join Hancock in the middle, victory was just a few swipes away. 11 required from 24 balls, became 8 from 18, and then 7 from 12. With Hancock shelled by Whitchurch’s youngest player, it seemed as though Chillies were destined to stumble over the line – needing just two runs to win from the final over.
After a single from Hancock to level the scores, he (81) and Marshall (1) were both run out in consecutive balls desperately trying to force the winning run – an unedifying end to a quite superb innings (and Hancock’s wasn’t bad either). Thus giving Sean White the stage to definitely – maybe – smash the winning run from the last two balls. Alas, it wasn’t to be and he was left looking back in anger as the final ball of the game crashed into his stumps.
A classic case of the Chilcompton legends snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. If only they’d had somebody like Fuss on the sidelines to help finish the job. Oh…

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Saturday 15th August 2020

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI v Mid Norton Methodists – Rained off


Saturday 8th August 2020

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 139ao v Timsbury 3rd XI 143-8 – Timsbury Won by 2 wickets

Chilcompton 2nd XI travelled to the picturesque vistas of Timsbury to do battle with the hosts’ 3rd XI on a blistering hot Saturday. Returning captain Jon Burgess picked up where he left off last season by losing the toss, and was asked to bat.
Openers Mark Colbourne and Kyle Gloudemans were quick to find the offside boundary, before Timsbury’s bowlers found their range – taking advantage of the massive tree behind the bowler’s arm to bog down Chillies’ shot makers and account for the wickets of Colbourne (5), Simon Tandy (4), David Travis (5) and Jordan Harding (0).
With the score at a dispiriting 41-4 off 15 overs, debutant Sam Gibbs came to the crease and immediately begun dispatching the rare loose balls to all corners of the ground. Meanwhile, all Gloudemans seemed to be finding was the same fielder at cover with stylish shots that deserved to be hitting the boundary rope.
47 runs in 12 overs later, Gloudemans (27) and Gibbs (top scoring with 33) fell in quick succession. Adam Marshall and Jon Loud kept Chilies’ momentum rolling, the latter smashing two huge sixes – earning the pair a welcome breather as the heat of the day intensified. One wild swing too many accounted for Jon Loud’s (24) timbers, before Marshall (19) succumbed to a low catch at point.
Nathan Bowen-Jones was then run out by his captain without scoring, leaving the social distancing crowd to salivate over a ninth-wicket partnership consisting of Burgess and Miles Hadrill. Alas, expectations dissipated as the calamitous pair tried turning a quick single into a never-there two – leaving Burgess well short of his ground for the second time in two innings, Hadrill stranded without facing a ball, and a sorry scoreboard showing 139 all out.
Knowing that he required a rocket-fuelled start to Chillies’ overs in the field, Burgess threw the ball to his debutant Gibbs. A fractionally low-of-waist-high loosener, saw Timsbury’s error-prone wicket-keeper’s eyes light up and send a baseball swing to the waiting captain at mid-on. Burgess – with a mercifully short time to reminisce on his dropped dolly from the week before – snatched the ball at full stretch above his head, giving Gibbs a wicket with his first (and worst) ball for the club.
The second opener followed shortly afterwards, pushing for a Pakistan-inspired quick single that simply wasn’t there. Not to Jordan Harding at least, picking up and firing the ball to Marshall. Some combination of ball, glove, knee, stump and canny screening from Hadrill was enough to send the square leg umpire’s finger upwards.
That brought two slog-happy youngsters to the crease, both of who took a shine to Gibbs and then skipper Burgess. Burgess who almost took a much needed wicket but was let down by DOC Travis who spilled a swirler on the long off boundary. At the other end, Jon Loud’s left arm in-swingers were at least keeping things tight. An eight over spell – taking full advantage of the snake pit of a track – that the bowler’s captain posited would not be matched anywhere in the B&D this weekend. Eleven runs, four maidens, two scalped toe nails, one shattered wicket keeper and, somehow, zero wickets.
Miles Hadrill was able to take advantage of the shell-shocked batsmen from the other end, with one clean bowled from his very first delivery and then two more caught behind in short order. The club’s leading wicket taker delivered figures of 8-1-14-3, to get Chilies right back in the hunt.
Bowen-Jones (5-1-20-0) and Burgess (7-2-44-2) prevented the run chase from getting away, and were in turn let down by missed catches and lifted by a worldy from Loud at gully. While Gibbs (6.4-0-44-2) delivered the ball of the game to take out the off-stump bail of Timsbury’s top scorer, R. King for 30.
With eight wickets down, a famous victory for the visitors was ultimately just a few runs out of their reach, with young Davies hitting two boundaries from the 35th over to seal victory.
Chillies 2s look forward to a return to Timsbury next week for an encounter with an old rival – the unbeaten Methodists, 1pm Start.


Saturday 1st August 2020

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 198-8 v Hampset 3rd XI 152-7 – Chilcompton Won by 46 runs

Chilcompton started their mini league season in PodR with an excellent win over Hampset. Skipper Adam Marshall won the toss and elected to bat on a lovely day at the Chilcompton Sports Ground. The skipper departed early but Mark Colbourne took advantage of his own excellent track with a swashbuckling 23. When Simon Tandy departed cheaply with the score on 47 in the 14th over it was left to Tom Hancock & Dave Travis to push the score forward. The pair put on 95 runs in 15 overs before Travis fell 4 short of his half century trying one slog too many. A mini collapse then happened as only 30 runs were added in the next 8 overs before Dom Grass (14) joined the elegant Hancock (54no) to bludgeon 21 runs off the final 2 overs to close the innings on 198 for 8 wickets in 40 overs.
After the home made picnic tea Hampset set about chasing the large total with good knocks from Duguid 32, Silcox 35 & Bogg 26. At 20 overs Hampset were well set on 68-0 and soon moved onto 96-0 after 25 overs to put the game well in the balance. The reintroduction of Grass (2-16 off 8 overs) slowed the run rate down and when Stevie Longden (1-27) and Miles “Elmer” Hadrill (3-47) took 4 late wickets the 46 run victory was sealed. A special mention to Ellis Dening making his debut for the Club and taking 0-29 in 8 excellent overs.
Next week the Saturday 2nd XI travel to Timsbury to face their 3rd XI at the School Ground, 1pm Start.
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Saturday 31st August 2019

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 283-4 v Barrow Gurney 2nd XI 192-4 – Chilcompton Won by 91 runs

Chilcompton 2nds travelled to the picturesque Barrow Gurney CC on Saturday knowing that promotion was confirmed but needing to match or better Mells points total to take the title. The match start was delayed by 30 minutes due to rain, reduced to 35 overs a side and after losing the toss the visitors were asked to bat first. The opening pair of Mark Colbourne (58 in 38 balls) and Matt Rivers (31 in 30 balls) took the attack to Barrow Gurney and when the evergreen Colbourne departed for an excellent half century Chili had reached 86 in only 8 overs. When Rivers departed Simon Tandy (51 in 55 balls) joined Tom Hancock (106no in 75 balls) and both batsmen smashed the ball to all corners of the ground in a 3rd wicket stand of 147 to help Chilcompton 2nds to their biggest total in memory. Tandy played well in the supporting actor role to the Oscar winning century of the classy Hancock who finished the season scoring 320 runs in only 7 innings with an Average of 80. A quick cameo through gully by Dave Travis (11 in 6 balls) entertained the enthusiastic 1st XI players in the grand stand and the innings closed on 283 in their 35 overs.
At tea the unconfirmed news filtered through that Mells had only managed 3 bowling points so the equation was simple in that Chilcompton needed to win and take 6 wickets in the process.
Chilcompton started the game with Sean White & Mark Easterling taking the new ball and the Barrow batsmen were continuing the theme with the run rate at the high level of 8 runs per over. White took 2 wickets to give the visitors hope and he finished with 2-36 from his six overs as the run rate dropped. Jon Loud & Clive Christer tried their best to induce a false shot but Barrow Gurney looked well set to stand firm at the half way stage. The introduction of Jon Burgess and Matt Rivers reaped 2 quick wickets but Forge & Brace were well set and even managed to avoid falling victim to the vicious spin and flight of Miles Hadrill. The Barrow pair added 54 runs in the last 10 overs to frustrate the visitors as they reached 192-4 in their 35 overs to give Chilcompton victory by 91 runs.
The final league table made the victory seem like a defeat as Mells took one more point than Chilcompton on the day and won the title thanks to more wins in the season (Even though both teams finished on the same points). In hindsight Mells deserved their title playing great cricket through the Season including doing the double over Chilcompton and both teams will commence their historical rivalry in Season 2020.
In summary it was an excellent Season for the Legends who were ebulliently led by Skipper Johnty Burgess and his able VC Adam Marshall. The side played cricket the right way thoughout the Season with a superb team atmosphere and at the end of the Season won some fantastic games from the jaws of defeat.

Saturday 24th August

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 148-3 v Bedminster 5th XI 145ao – Chilcompton Won by 7 Wickets
The sun shone blisteringly down on the CSG on Saturday for a potentially historic day in the annuls of Chilcompton Second XI – a 40-pointer against a youthful Bedminster 5s where a win would guarantee the hosts promotion to the heady heights of Division 12 of the Bristol and District League. Skipper Jonty Burgess got things started in the right way by winning the toss, and then immediately put himself in his troops’ bad books by telling them to get ready for a few sweaty hours fielding in the heat.
It was a challenge upon which Tom ‘MVP’ Hancock clearly thrived. When the openers were put in two minds whether to take a quick single, Hancock was in only one – to send a bullet throw into the gloves of wicketkeeper Adam Marshall for a clear run-out.
Not to be outdone, player of the season candidate Sean White (He’s Electric) produced possibly his best spell yet to put Chilies firmly in the ascendancy. Using the famous CSG slope to jag the ball into Bedminster’s right-handers (or Slide Away from the lefties) and floating up his trademark dipping yorkers, White was just too good for the batsmen. First he produced a false shot from the other opener that he swept straight upwards into the sun and was caught comfortably by Marshall. But it was his fifth over that will Live Forever in the memory, with three wickets in six Supersonic balls. One clean bowled, a rare caught and bowled and finally an LBW that left the visitors 23 for 5. White would bowl through for season best figures of 8-20-4, while Matt Rivers had the ball (and, obviously, his mouth) talking from the other end. A clutch of near misses and a torrent of dots left him 8-19-0.
Having cautiously seen off the opening salvo, Captain Chris Giles began to play his shots when John Burgess (8-25-0) and Clive Christer threw him a few too many full tosses. His partners had far less joy, the highlight of Christer’s spell (4-39-1) removing one with a quintessential off-spinner through the gate. At 110-7, Giles had pulled his team back into the game (and the promotion hunt) – enter Jon Loud and one of the balls of the season. A rapid in-seaming full-lengther that was far less palatable than the juicy full tosses that came before. The captain was out for 60 and chuntering all the way back to the boundary. While the tail wagged a little, taking one Miles Hadrill (3-13-0) over for 10, Jon Loud’s (6.2-16-3) frightening pace and lightning accuracy meant it was a case of when, not if. Another brace of in-duckers rearranged the stumps twice more, and there was even time for a lesser-spotted John Burgess run out to secure maximum bowling points and a target of 146.

Following the home tea of the season courtesy of the lovely Linda Travis and half-an-hour watching England continue to throw away the Ashes(!), Marshall and Rivers set about the run chase. Runs came slowly, but Marshall soon started to use the DoC’s old bat in the way it’s utilised best – shovelling a couple of fours behind square to the off-side boundary. 18 confident runs later and 47 on the team’s total, and Marshall was clean bowled by the visitors’ young leg spinner. Nightwatchman Rivers (27) was going along scratchily when he was joined by the far more fluid Tom ‘Biggles’ Hancock, who soon started to let fly – bombing the ball to all parts of the ground in the commanding way that has quickly become his trademark in his rookie season at Chilcompton.
When Simon ‘Ginger’ Tandy (narrowly picked for the team ahead of Algernon, Bertie, Tug and Erich von Stahlein) partnered him at the crease with exactly 70 more runs required, the two really began taking apart the remainder of the bowling attack. 10 overs of clean hitting and hard running later and the deficit was down to within 15. Hancock departed trying to get the job done without delay, completely missing a filthy slog that almost entirely undermined the brilliance of his 44 from 44 balls. David ‘DoC’ Travis (3*) came to the middle reminding Tandy that retaining their wickets would facilitate the full 20 points – Ginge (28*) responded by blasting a four over midwicket and Chilcompton into Division 12. The batsmen applauded off by an superfluous Paul Denning (Best Man in waiting for the Legends), it was only over well-earned Morettis later on that Chilies learnt of another loss for rivals Mells.
The Legends take a one-point lead to bottom of the table Barrow Gurney next week to try and take the Division 13 title!
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Saturday 17th August

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 159-7 v Old Park 157-7 – Chilcompton Won by 3 Wickets
One of the curious side effects of the unseasonably inclement weather that had persisted for the previous few days was the presence of some particularly dark clouds (leading to even darker moods) that had been hanging around Travis Towers ever since the previous weekend’s guaranteed 20 points had been washed away.
Overnight, the DoC had been monitoring the airways for any sign of the fateful SMS that might be the harbinger of yet another disastrous postponement. Imagine the delight from the entire squad when their respective Saturday’s were heralded by the 05:30 text from the DoC, pronouncing “GAME ON”!
The fly in the ointment was the withdrawal of Neil “Scissorhands” Moon who, carrying a troublesome injury to one of his pinkies, magnanimously stood down to allow the last minute inclusion of Tom “Leftie” Hancock with what was to prove to be a most insightful decision.
Rallying the troops with the very early morning bugle call, 9 members of the team set off shortly after breakfast on the well-trodden (but seemingly always forgotten) route to the suburbs of north Bristol where the Daleks of Old Park were waiting to see if they could somehow stall the relentless march of the resurgent Chilitonians toward promotion to the dizzying heights of division 12 of the Bristol and District League.
Successfully navigating their way to the Frenchay ground and arriving ahead of the home team there was a brief debate as to whether or not we should remove the covers, cut and roll the strip and mark out the pitch. The debate was somewhat prematurely ended as a number of the senior members of the squad set a mighty fine example by arriving from the bar, pints in hand. Several rounds (and a couple of hours) later, skipper Jonty Burgess strode out to the middle and proceeded to do something he hadn’t achieved for as long as any of the over-fifties in the team could remember and actually won the toss. Having inspected both the pitch and the elements and taking in to consideration that neither of his opening bowlers had actually made it to the ground, JB did the sensible thing and asked his opponents to bat.

This decision was the catalyst for the second significant debate of the day as the previous fixture between these two teams had seen 4 opening batsmen arrive at the crease together. During a secondary consultation with the Old Park skipper (where the bowling pair of Sean “Walter” White and Jon “Rubber-Wrist” Loud finally arrived perfectly on time) Chili’s decision to field was ratified.
Avoiding the persistently elusive (and pretty much non-existent) warm-up Burgess’ Barmy Army trudged to their allotted places and battle commenced.
First up was the recently promoted Matt Rivers looking every bit as fresh as the odour from his superstitiously unwashed kit wasn’t. With the field understandably well spread (and up wind) Riv’s knew that the pressure was on, especially as he had the dangerous Barker taking strike. A third ball duck saw the ball feather the top of middle stump and Chili were on their way. A tight opening spell (8-0-16-2) erratically supported from the other end by Sean White (8-0-33-0) saw Rivers remove the Old Park number 3 with another laser precision delivery leaving the hosts reeling at 24-2. It was during this opening spell that the towering presence of cover fielder Jon Loud made itself felt. Swooping in from cover to prevent a quick single, old “rubber-wrist” somehow contrived to throw the ball backwards towards the boundary allowing the batsmen to saunter through without risk of dismissal.
Knowing that he needed to keep the middle overs tight, Cap’n Jonty turned to the tried and trusted spin combination of Christer (8-0-22-0) and Hadrill the Elder (8-0-34-0) who rattled through their allotted overs at no great cost but without really looking like troubling Hunter (78) and Galsworthy (28) who had taken Old Park on to 133-2 after 32.
Sensing the need for wickets (and to no one’s great surprise) JB Bunnyhunter brought himself on at one end and the flexible Jon Loud at the other. To be fair, Jon’s wrist had definitely stiffened (and given the audible chuntering from the reluctant Left Arm Seamer, so apparently had his back/legs/arm/neck).
Instant dividends followed with Burgess removing Hunter (ironic name?) and then Galsworthy with stand-in keeper Tandy taking one of a couple of chances behind the stumps. Meanwhile Loud was busy rearranging the stumps of a couple of junior Old Park Daleks that were both half his height, weight and age.
The last Old Park wicket to tumble saw another Hunter fall to Burgess with Hadrill making heavy weather of an easy lob to mid-off, leaving the home team on a respectable 157-7.

Knowing that a good start would help settle any promotion chasing nerves, Chili opened up with the belligerent Colbourne and the irrepressible Rivers in the belief that this combination of bludgeon and banter would do for Chili what Burns and Roy were not doing at Lords. Patiently waiting for what seemed like an eternity, Colbourne did what Colbourne does best, smashing the 5th ball of the innings back past the startled bowler for 4 powerfully hit runs. With a crafty single to retain the strike it seemed like Plan A was coming together nicely but the Old Park bowler was not on script. An unplayable vicious in-swinging Yorker snuck through a normally resolute defence and the Colossus was no more.
Enter stage left the find of the season and contender for MVP, Tom Hancock. Instantly in to his stride with fluid strokes and sharp running between him and Rivers, the visitors saw themselves accelerate well ahead of the required run rate. Rivers had reached a well-constructed 35 before an early swing at a leg side delivery saw him snaffled at mid-on with the score now 97-2. According to a particularly obscure web-site that the author tripped across this morning, if you define “one brings two” as a wicket before another 10 runs are scored, then the adage is true 29% of the time for the top order.
One can surmise therefore that it should have been of no surprise when Hancock edged behind to one of the many straight breaks that Hunter Junior had been offering up. It is a slightly less oft quoted adage that “2 brings 3 brings 4 brings 5” (unless, of course one played regularly for the 2018 vintage Chili 2nd XI). Next to fall was a particularly aggrieved DoC Travis, called for an express single by an over-exuberant Tandy who had just pushed a delivery straight along the ground and in to the hands of short mid-on. The ensuing game of “to me – to you” would have even made the late, great and recently departed Barry Elliott chuckle. Exuberance to the fore, Ginge Tandy made a rash decision to charge the unorthodox Right Arm Round deliveries from the Rocky Horror Richard O’Brien lookalike. The keeper had twice as long as he needed to remove the bails and send his counterpart back to the hutch. Enter J Loud Esq. who had announced to the world in general (as well as to a slightly bemused skipper) that he was going to “give it a bit of filth”. One Golden Duck later and said skipper was suddenly out in the middle wondering just how his charges had managed to make such a complete and total hash of what should have been a gentle romp home to victory. Next up in the “don’t leave me out of this carnage” display was the unfortunate “Squiffer” Denning who inadvertently prevented a mega-wide by toe-ending the ball straight to cover. Hadrill (who had taken the opportunity to see if he could track down last season’s underwear that had mysteriously disappeared from the away changing rooms the previous season) was close to being timed out as he emerged from the fetid changing rooms (please see previous reference to Matt River’s radio-active kit) “sans-pads”.
Clearly flustered by the preceding shenanigans, Hadrill managed to pull his first delivery straight down the throat of the ever alert Square Leg. Much to Chili’s relief, said fielder made the most almighty Horlicks of a regulation chance allowing the relieved batsman (and an apoplectic captain) to change ends.
With 12 overs in hand to secure the 34 runs required for victory, skipper Burgess (supported by an anxious Doc Travis as standing umpire) coached and cajoled the 7th wicket pair to within 4 runs of the finishing line, ably assisted by quite a remarkable number of wide deliveries from the returning opening bowlers.
Cometh the hour, cometh the most unusual end to a game. A reasonably straight delivery was fended away by the boot of the facing batsman. The ball somehow squirted under the body of the hapless keeper and clattered in to the helmet that had been placed 10 yards behind.
5 penalty runs.
Game over, handshakes all round (almost) and back to the CSG for some hard-earned (and just about deserved) celebratory beverages.
16 down and two to go. Chilcompton welcome “The Minster” to the CSG next week for a promotion deciding face-off.

Saturday 10th August –

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nds XI v Patchway – Match cancelled due to rain

Saturday 3rd August

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 165-9 v Carsons Mangotsfield 164ao – Chilcompton Won by 1 Wicket
Chilcompton 2nds travelled to Carsons & Mangotsfield to play on a pitch with more cracks than an East Bristol cocaine hovel. Losing the toss (obvs) and being asked to bowl, Matt Rivers ironically kept the opening batsmen quiet early on with some sharp speed and accuracy. Returning hero Julian Hawkins was equally effective with the new ball from the other end, looking like he’d never been away. With the batsmen struggling to find either rhythm or the middle of their bats, Miles Hadrill was introduced early and produced the match’s first wicket – typically following up a tight over with a loose leg-sided delivery that was flighted generously to the waiting Rivers at deep backward square-leg. Hadrill’s next over saw the first real flash point of the game. Between the plane-spotting batsman and the hokey-cokey obsessed standing umpire, Hadrill was prevented from sending down his deliveries with anything resembling reasonable frequency. A game of cricketing chicken was the result, with the batsman, umpire and Hadrill all attempting to show to just what extent they could slow down the game further. But it was the batsmen who won this particular mind-game, feasting on a 15-run over. Seeking a resolution to the tiresome opposition antics, mild-mannered wicketkeeper Adam Marshall stepped in to calmly explain that such moronic umpiring was a jolly bad show and simply not cricket. A disciplinary suspension next weekend beckons for the vice-captain who has morphed into the Bruce Banner of the 2nd XI in recent weeks (One for the older generation of which there are many in the Legends XI). His point made, Marshall’s temper was doused by pouching a regulation caught behind from Hawkins shortly afterwards. It was the high point of a superb eight-over spell from The Judge that went for just 16 runs. Jon Burgess and Clive Christer picked up where Hawkins left off, continuing to trouble the batsmen on a track that behaved itself much more than the minefield of an outer playing surface. A ball after the shell-shocked captain batsman Michael Wallage brought up his half-tonne, his opposite number Jon Burgess (8-27-1) took the prize wicket with a beauty outside off that was feathered behind. Christer at the other end produced the ball of the game – an off-spinner through the gate – to keep wickets tumbling. Chilcompton looked much more adept when the ball was in the air than when spitting off the outfield, with David Travis, Paul Dening and Mark Colbourne all rolling back the years taking sharp chances like it was 1999. When Lewis ‘Tubby’ Tyacke top-edged one from Christer behind, any one of a trio of players could have shouted for the catch. Fittingly, Hawkins took three goes at eventually completing the dismissal – one of Chester’s four victims in figures that handsomely read 4 for 22 off his eight. In a case of recent history repeating itself, Chilies once again allowed the tail to wag. C&M went from 119-7 to 161-8, despite some dogged death bowling from Rivers (7-32-1). Hadrill (55-3) eventually finished the job with two wickets in three balls, thanks to a couple of non-leg sided deliveries as rare as hens’ teeth.
165 was the target set with rain in the air and a pitch that seemed to be getting worse. C&M’s opening bowlers set the tone early with some decent line, movement and pace. It was too good for Marshall (3) who missed a straight one from Tubby Tyacke who was fresh from his outfield Kayak. Thankfully Mark Colbourne and Rob Bath looked much more settled – the former timing a dreamy flick off his legs to square leg, the latter preferring the gap through cover. When Bath (8) holed out, Dave Travis joined the boundary party with a mighty hit back over the bowler’s head for four. Looking good and with 20 to his name, Colbourne called through a suicidal single that saw him way short of his ground and disappointedly heading back to the pavilion. That brought Paul Dening to the crease, showing no sign of his extended absence from the set-up. Seeing the ball well and beating the infield with a pair of suave cover drives, it left the selectors’ rueing Denis’s ‘unavailability’ for the away trip to Mells a few weeks ago. After Travis’s departure for 20, the fear from the hosts was palpable as Steve Longden joined Denis in the middle – the partnership that vanquished C&G back at the CSG. The partnership was worth much less this time around as Dening found a fielder and departed for 22. A couple of mighty leg-sided blows from Rammers (24) kept the run rate to around a run-a-ball, before a hideous shooter narrowly avoided going under his stumps. Burgess’s much-needed captain’s innings evaporated after only three balls without scoring, yet playing a wild shot of a man with 200 to his name. Matt Rivers at least looked calm and collected, continually pushing the ball to C&G’s weakest fielder and running Julian Hawkins ragged in the process. After Judge (3) skied one and then the effective Rivers (22 from 26 balls) missed a good’n that turned from the hosts’ excellent leg spinner James Taylor, Chilies needed another 12 to win from the last 11 balls – and only Hadrill and Christer remaining. Two dots, a single, a two and a bye later, it was 8 off the last over to win.
A quick leg bye teed up Christer to PUMMEL a short ball back over Tubby Tyacke’s head for what looked like a much needed boundary. But the ball stuck in the unpredictable outfield. A push to the on side next ball had the spin twins sprinting for two – would the throw be good enough to leave Christer short? No! Overthrows, stopped mere millimetres from the boundary and time enough for the batsmen to run four! The scores level and a dot meant two balls to get the final run. A play, a miss, a fumble, a call from Hadrill, a scamper – a bye! Chilcompton had done it: a one wicket victory with a ball to spare.
18 nervously-earned points keeps Chilcompton Seconds in the promotion spots and four games to play. The struggling Patchway visit them at the CSG next week.


Saturday 27th July

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 175-2 v Coalpit Heath 3rd XI 171-7 – Chilcompton Won by 8 Wickets
Out of form Coalpit Heath 3rds travelled to a sun-drenched CSG on Saturday, with John Burgess’s promotion hunting Chilcompton 2s smelling blood. Hence the decision to put the visitors in to bat, arming Mark Easterling and the returning Sean White with the new conker.While Bean (8-28-0) struggled to locate his usual dangerous line (and luck – watching Hadrill Senior down a regulation chance at point with the innings’ third ball), White put on a masterclass of new ball attack. From thorough explorations of the corridor of uncertainty, to his now-patented dipping yorker that bamboozled and clean bowled the first opener, and the odd short-pitched shooter that accounted for the disgruntled second. White finished with figures of 8-25-2 in a season that Some Might Say is the Liam Gallagher lookalike’s best yet. Returning hero Charlie Charlie Charles Candy maintained the pressure, eventually dismissing the ringer batsman #3 for an edge-heavy innings that somehow surpassed 50. But it was Miles Hadrill who showed even more skill and guile in his spell. The highlight – a maiden wicket culminating in a rank leg-side full toss that the Cheerful Coalpit Captain Carrington projectiled directly to square leg. Waiting was Tom Hancock, who showed all the nonchalance the delivery deserved by plucking the ball from the air one-handed. Chilies were on top, but then a sense of déjà vu threatened to kick in as the visitors began to find the odd boundary. With more lifelines than a Who Wants to be a Millionaire? contestant, Hadrill (8-30-2) eventually persuaded the umpire to give batsman #6 out LBW (prompting a send-off from vice-captain Adam Marshall that would have made Jimmy Anderson blush), as Mark Baldwin plundered on to a well-earned 50. John Burgess (8-40-1) knocked down his middle stump with the very next ball and Candy (8-46-2) did likewise to his partner at the other end. The remaining young batsmen bafflingly blocked out the final few overs leaving Coalpit with a distinctly gettable 171-7.
In reply, opener Marshall was quickly dismissed and sent to the naughty step after plopping an easy catch back to the pre-pubescent bowler for a duck. Mark Colbourne, on the other hand, briskly had his eye in and looked to make short work of the target. A quartet of quality boundaries took him to 26 before one shot too many saw him caught. With the scoreboard showing 55-2, Harvey Hadrill joined Tom Hancock at the crease to form a formidable partnership that would (spoiler alert) take Chilies home. Hancock was initially the aggressor of the two, once again vindicating the work of the Chilcompton Cricket Scouting Network as he dispatched the bowling to all corners of the field with his increasingly familiar class. Slightly more agricultural but no less effective, Hadrill was soon in the groove and gave no respite to the desperate bowlers. He too sent the ball to the stingers on multiple occasions, making the most of the freshly acquired bat from Dave Travis (the DoC’s only major contribution to the game). With Hancock’s threat-free innings yielding an inevitable half-century and the 100-run partnership up, the senior player voiced his desire to get Hadrill Junior his 50 before the chase was complete. That was before thwacking the very next ball for a four. With seven needed for victory and 46 against Hadrill’s name, he swatted a boundary to bring up a glorious first career half-century. Practically blemish free and displaying a full range of shots, it was surely enough to dissuade young Harv from sacking off the rest of the season to kick an inflated pig’s bladder around Wells…? A booming six to cow corner to bring up the winning runs was the icing on the cake, as Hadrill (56 from 59 balls) and Hancock (63 from 69 balls) strode gleefully from the middle to the applause of Steve ‘Rammers’ Longden – grateful for his diminished role of mere spectator. With now over 20 points clear between Chillies Second XI and third place, the promotion push continues at Carsons & Mangotsfield next week.

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Saturday 20th July

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 205-7 v Thornbury 200ao – Chilcompton Won by 3 Wickets

Chilcompton’s Second XI promotion hunters rose at the crack of dawn for their long away trip to bottom of the league Thornbury 4ths on Saturday. The journey clearly hadn’t affected the prowess of captain John Burgess’s toss-winning – he lost and the visitors were asked to stretch their legs in the field.
Mark Easterling and Matt Rivers used the shiny new nut well, restricting the early runs on what immediately looked like a solid batting track. The larger of the mismatched batsmen sought to get the score moving with some forced stroke-play, the best shot of which flew hard to Theo Pavli in the covers and obliterated the tip of one of his fingers. A steady flow of blood and the DoC’s pink pills would follow.
Bean (8-32-1) eventually accounted for the tall one for 31 with a full-lengther that beat him all ends up and clattered the stumps. Mark Colbourne cleverly put a regulation chance down at slip to keep the struggling pair of toddlers in the middle and unable to get the tight bowling off the square. Thanks to Clive Christer (8-26-1) bowling with his usual wily accuracy, the scoreboard read 70-1 at halfway drinks.
Coming out after refreshments with more positivity cost the two youngsters, one bamboozled by a Christer classic and the other snaffled by Hadrill jnr. The latter’s athletic tenacity in the field saved a hatful of runs when #5 bat Mark Rogers began to find his range, while father Miles Hadrill bowled his eight overs straight for only 28 runs – unrewarded with a wicket despite his testing length.
At 101/3 at 30 overs, the return of Rivers (8-57-3) to the attack alongside captain Burgess (8-49-4) injected the pace that the more senior batsmen craved and suddenly the scoreboard began to accelerate faster than Dave Travis trying to make it back in time for his mate’s barbecue that evening. Wicketkeeper Adam Marshall would rue three missed chances in a seven over assault that added 65 to the score for no loss. Burgess eventually caught Rogers for an excellent 49 from 31 balls off his own bowling. The last 9 balls of Thornbury’s innings read W-0-W-6-4-4-W-W-W (including an electric run out from Harvey Hadrill) as the hosts pressed on to 200 all out leaving both teams with maximum bonus points.
Following tea, Colbourne (0) was a first-over victim to a straight one that hurried him as Marshall and in-form Simon Tandy looked to dig in and build some foundations. It was Mr E.X.Tras that actually got the score moving along, largely thanks to some profligate glove work from the wee wicketkeeper. The only thing that the batsmen managed to get off the square was a volley of profanity when they both fell weakly for 5 in consecutive overs, leaving Chillies on a sketchy 30/3 from the first eleven overs.
It felt like a situation tailor-made for David Travis’ inimitable batting style, as he and Hadrill the Younger set about rebuilding the innings. Harvey Hadrill (16), still buzzing from a week in Maga, was quickly into his shots with some well-timed off drives. A partnership of 52 put Chilies right back in the game, as Rivers joined Travis at the crease and showing no signs of fatigue from his unrelenting chatter on the marathon drive to the game.
They soon began profiting from the hosts’ policy of rotating the youthful bowlers, with Travis and Rivers now frequently finding the boundary. Travis in particular showed supreme confidence at his preferred batting position – no more was that in evidence than when he spectacularly smashed a full toss for a flat six over point, the best of his three maximums. His splendid innings was carefully tracked by Clive Christer on the electronic scorebook, resulting in the pictured Wagon Wheel below (no doubt entrenching the DoC’s Luddite views on technological advances). When he was eventually run out for 59, the scales had tipped in the visitors’ favour with fewer than 50 runs left to chase down.
The smarting Pavli came and went in two balls – possibly having had his fill of Rivers’ prattle in the car to the game – leaving captain Burgess to join him and try to close out the game. They continued where Travis left off, getting the required rate to less than a run a ball. There was a hairy moment when the wicketkeeper hit JB’s stumps while way out of his ground. The hosts celebrated the potential match-turning moment elaborately, before umpire Colbourne pointed out that the bails hadn’t fallen. The captain’s bizarre reprieve allowed him to find the boundary a couple more times before being run out for 17, a ball after Rivers brought up his admirable half-century.
With two required from the last over, Rivers (56* from 56 balls) waited until ball three to bang a towering six to cow corner and complete a battling victory to retain second place in Division 13. Having taken 20 points at Thornbury, they welcome a struggling Coalpit Heath 3rd to the CSG next week.

Saturday 13th July

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 156-9 v Mells 177ao – Mells Won by 21 Runs

Forget England vs New Zealand, Roger vs Novak and Hamilton vs Bottas. The only sporting encounter that mattered this weekend was happening in the bucolic village of Mells where Chilcompton Seconds played out a top of the table clash on Saturday. Advised to lose the toss, stand-in captain Adam Marshall duly obliged and regular opening bowlers Mark Easterling and Sean White were asked to take the new ball.
A four crashed into the nettles from the first delivery certainly took the shine off, and it took “Sean Bean” a few overs to find their line and length. Soon it was business as usual and the visitors were ruing the lack of snicko after a confident caught behind shout was turned down. Finally, White struck, luring the hirsute opener into a drive that was pouched by Matt Rivers. Some sharp thinking and fielding from Theo Pavli saw wicket two fall with a run out, before White bowled danger man Kieran Rodgers (17) with a full one round his legs – managing to resist the urge to run over the boundary to celebrate with his family (two weeks too late).
There was time for one more reward from White’s disciplined spell, with arguably the club’s best all-rounder David Travis taking a catch at mid-on to put Chillies well on top at 55-4. The fine start from Bean (24-0) and White (30-3) was consolidated upon by Matt Rivers – showing why he deserved to be promoted to the 2nds. With a prying line just outside off stump, he saw several near misses scattered amongst two absolute beauties that were feathered to the waiting Marshall behind he stumps. Finishing with figures of 2 for 26, there’s a chance the promising youngster could retain his place for the remainder of the season.
With rookie Theo Pavli now into the attack, a superb caught and bowled followed by a fantastic catch from Steve Longden reduced the hosts to 107-8. Could Chillies take advantage and give themselves a relaxing target to knock off in the afternoon blaze?
Alas, the tail wagged with even more energy than those of Clive Christer’s pugs beyond the boundary. 22 runs and a brilliant Lord Bath catch later and 129-9 still felt like advantage Chilcompton. Despite the best efforts of Pavli and Miles Hadrill (50-1), Mells’s wicketkeeper and ‘number 11’ started finding the boundary with dispiriting frequency and the total somehow shot up to 177.
Completing career best figures of 3 wickets for 41 runs, Pavli at least earned the visitors maximum bowling points and a boost of momentum when he took the tenth wicket on the last ball of the innings. A ‘tea of the season’ contender (homemade jerk pork the highlight) raised spirits further and Chilcompton went out to bat knowing they had the fire power to chase down the target.
Mells’s opening bowlers had other ideas, immediately getting into their groove with tight, restrictive lines. Mark Colbourne (5) and DoC Travis (0) were back in the hutch with haste, the latter seeing the ball jag back onto the timbers after pitching a way outside off stump.
The evergreen Simon Tandy and ever-talking Matt Rivers dug in and looked to be making headway, before Rivers sent a full toss straight down the throat of the cover fielder for 10. Chilcompton needed a partnership – Ging Tandy (26) and Rob Bath delivered, trying to keep the scoreboard ticking in the face of miserly bowling. The loud Mike Ford (8-13-0) proved particularly tricky for Bath and Rammers Longden to get off the square, but the Lord shone against weaker bowling from the other end to get the chase to within 80.
He would eventually fall for a skilfully crafted 44, being caught off a delivery that could only just have been below his diminutive waistline. While Rammers (15) was clean bowled trying to accelerate the run rate. By the time Pavli and Marshall reached the middle, more than 8 runs an over were required. Some clean hitting from the former kept that within reach, before finally holing out for a much needed quick-fire 19.
Miles Hadrill seemed like the perfect batsman for the occasion – we’ll never know if he was or not, as he was unceremoniously run out without facing a ball following his captain’s peculiar decision to call him through for a single after bunting the ball back to the bowler. Sean White (9) was invited to ‘play his natural game’, and obliged with two boundaries from his first two balls. But with only a few balls remaining, the target was too big of an ask for he and Marshall (9 not out) who played out the last over to restrict Mells from bagging a further bowling point and increasing the gap between the teams further. Short by 22 runs, the hosts’ last wicket partnership ultimately felt like the difference between the teams in a cruel defeat for Chilcompton.
Chillies 2s will hope for respite next week, with a long away trip to bottom-side Thornbury 4ths.

Saturday 6th July

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nds 236-5 v Abbots Leigh 2nds 182-9 – Chilcompton Won by 54 runs

Clearly not following the example set by regular captain Jon Burgess, stand-in Adam Marshall began Chilcompton Seconds’ game against Abbots Leigh by winning the toss. The sun was shining, the pitch handsomely prepared Marshall elected to head out to bat first.
Stansfield was quickly into his shots and showing no signs of rust, timing the ball sweetly through the covers on multiple occasions. As the opening stand raced past 30, Marshall (10) attempted to put in to practice what he’d learned from the batting textbook co-authored by Sean White and Miles Hadrill, holding the pose after comprehensively missing a big heave to a straight one.
Stansfield continued to make the outfielders play fetch like a wizened Kane Williamson, before having his off-stump knocked back for 41. And Steve Longden skied to mid-wicket without wasting any of the scorer’s ink. The book showed 84-3 at drinks with a special side note for Simon Tandy who, coming in at #3, had scored 8 from 12 overs. With his eye now well and truly in, that was all the impetus he needed to get the score ticking. Seizing on some weak bowling changes, Ging showed his full array of shots through the ‘V’ and simultaneously continued his marathon training with some hard (and very vocal) running between the wickets. Chillies freshman Theo Pavli was a more than worthy foil, with plenty of quick ones and twos among some perfectly timed fours off his pads.
The partnership was worth 80 vital runs for the hosts, before Pavli finally fell for an artistic 39. Harvey Hadrill (3) wasn’t far behind, stumped callously while practising his forward defensives a few feet out of his ground. That brought Jon Loud to the crease with a mission statement to find the boundary as often as possible in the remaining five overs. Loud obliged willingly(ish), creaming the ball over the optimistically set cover fielders. The highlight, a towering six over long on, briefly threatened the safety of the scorers before they realised that the ball would clear them by a distance. Another 50+ partnership left Tandy not out on a majestic 65, Loud 33 and an intimidating 236-5 total.
Looking to make amends for his hilarious calamity of the previous week, Sean White was eager to silence his amused critics early. It took less than an over, sending the visitors’ opener back to the hutch with a beaut that pitched on a length and stayed low as it jagged down the famous CSG slope. Stumps splayed – advantage Chilcompton.
A frustrating passage followed as batsmen C.P. Scharneck and captain Seb Davis rode their luck against the tight seam bowling of White (8-39-1), Loud and Stansfield (6-22), picking off anything loose and sending it boundary-wards.
Fortunately, the been-there done-that Clive Christer had little patience for South African Scharneck’s mouthy stay at the crease. A ball after bringing up the half-century, Christer sent down a flat, fast off-spinner that the batsman lacked the humility to defend. The clunk of leather on stump produced raptures from the fielders and a memorable send-off from the bowler.
Tandy re-evaluated the win predictor to 85% in Chillies’ favour, which – if anything – turned out to be way too generous to Abbots Leigh. Christer’s middle-over masterclass (8-39-1) kept one end quiet, while spin twin Miles Hadrill set about decimating the batting from the other. A plum LBW accounted for the opposition captain, a couple of jaffers beat the outside edge to clatter the stumps and the effervescent Ging pouched two testing catches. Despite bagging his first ever five-fer and a career best 34-5 from his eight overs, Hadrill was still left rueing two drops from his own bowling and a clean bowled that was wrongly signalled as a no ball.
With the sprightly Harvey Hadrill and ever-so-slightly less sprightly Martin Rumary patrolling the boundary to keep the worm graph way behind the rate, Jon Loud ‘cheerfully’ re-entered the fray with three balls’ notice to finish his spell (8-30-2) and do a little bunny hunting on the way. Foregoing a run-up, Loud took two wickets in three balls to leave just a single wicket remaining for full points. Ingeniously calculating the overs, Marshall managed to get Hadrill the Younger and star batsman Tandy on for an over each at the end. Neither could prise out the final wicket, but the visitors eventually fell 55 runs short of the target with their 40 overs completed.
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Saturday 29th June

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 203-5 v Barrow Gurney 2nd XI 178-6 – Chilcomtpon Won by 25 Runs
On a blisteringly hot day at the glorious CSG, Chilcompton Seconds played host to Barrow Gurney in a match where the arrival of an ambulance wasn’t even the most noteworthy incident.
And nor, somehow, was captain John Burgess winning a coin toss. Electing to bat was a no-brainer (handy, based on some recent skipper-based slip-ups) allowing Mark Colbourne and Kyle Gloudemans to march to the middle for the second straight week. Forget Bairstow and Roy, this was the prime example of a positive top-order start of the weekend. They immediately got stuck in to the pedestrian bowling, pinging the ball to the boundary time and time again – Colbourne with his usual brand of powerful dominance, Gloudemans with the style and finesse that has characterised his season so far. Nine overs were all that was needed to reach a convincing 50 partnership, before Colbourne (28) went to clear the infield one time too many, skying to a safe pair of hands.
Simon Tandy built on the foundations, finding the gaps to keep the scoreboard ticking with fours and some well-run quick singles. So effective was Ging’s scampering, that Gloudemans decided he’d have a piece of the action. Calling through a single to mid-on that was never there, a direct hit left him well short of his ground (so short that not even David Travis would have been able to raise an objection). And ignominious end to an otherwise faultless innings, he fell for 45.
Tom Hancock’s (8) eyes lit up as a full toss came his way early, ending up straight down the throat of mid-wicket. The rate slowing after that dynamite start, Chillies at 121-3 from 25 overs needed a catalyst to kick-on. It came, unfortunately, with Barrow Gurney’s best fielder Nick Heal stopping a certain four from Tandy – and dislocating his shoulder in the process. Following plenty of amateur medical advice from the players, an ambulance was called and the paramedic arrived an hour later (wishing they taught a module in ‘Dealing with Disgruntled Groundsmen’ at medical school). Morphine was administered – first to the opening bowlers still in pain from the early-over onslaught, and then to the poor chap on the floor.
As the ambulance finally pulled away, captain Burgess decided this was the right time to take an early tea. Agreeing on a reduced 32-over aside match, Tandy and Jon Loud were the right men for Chillies to take advantage of the 9-man field. The former (37) would finally miss a straight one, but Loud – now with best friend and mentor Burgess (9) with him – accelerated quickly through the gears, sending the red sphere skilfully and forcefully to all angles. In an innings of 43 not out that included two towering sixes, the 6.4 post-tea overs saw an accumulation of 83 runs to set the hosts up with a daunting 203-5.
Sean White and Mark Easterling took the new ball for Chilcompton, but the ‘Sean Bean’ tandem looked anything but ‘Sharpe’ in their first few overs. Tandy did, however, running out batsman one without a run to his name. A frustrating passage of play followed, with neither Bean (7-31) or White (6-29) firing at their brilliant best and opener Alistair Head taking a shine to young Harvey Hadrill (4-42). Not even the usual consistency of Jon Loud’s left-arm seamers could prevent the scoreboard from flying past the 100-mark – the unattainable was suddenly looking very chasable indeed.
And then it happened. The moment that may well define Sean White’s glittering career to date. An event, it has been confirmed, unique in the annals of Somerset cricket history. Jonty Burgess cunningly put one right in the slot for Head, who obliged with a lofty blast in the vague direction of cow corner. White, very much like a Champagne Supernova in the sky, flew from straight long-on instinctively knowing that this was a game-changing moment and he was the man to do it.
In full sprint he made up the ground and, yards within the boundary rope, took the catch of the season. No, the catch of a lifetime. The kind of catch you just want to celebrate with your loved ones. Unfortunately, Sean’s parents and girlfriend were watching from the car park, which is the direction towards which our young hero made an immediate beeline. To the disbelief of fielders and batsman alike, a beaming White carried the ball straight over the boundary thus converting his dream catch into a nightmare six.
Given that remarkable reprieve, Head pressed on to punish the bowling while second-top scorer Extras took advantage of some leaky wicket keeping. At 147-1 with overs in the bank, Burgess (6-17-2) took matters into his own hands (and those of catcher Harvey Hadrill) to turn the tables back Chillies’ way with a double-wicket maiden. And when Loud (7-34-1) and Tandy combined to decapitate Head (83) in the very next over, three wickets had fallen for no score and the remaining batting offered little threat. Death-bowler Miles Hadrill (2-12-2) accounted for a third bowling point with two wickets in two balls – narrowly missing out on a hat-trick as the batsman cannily fended off a ball travelling down the line of a leg-side wide – as Barrow Gurney ended 25 runs short.
Chilcompton remain second in Division 13 with Abbots Leigh visiting next weekend.
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Saturday 22nd June

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 187ao v Bedminster 5th XI – Bedminster Won by 84 Runs
One old cricketing cliché says that some days represent a good toss to lose. So it was inevitable that Chilcompton 2nds captain John Burgess would win his first coin toss of the season on such a day – a scorcher away at Bedminster 5ths.
Spying a luscious green top and dreaming about some late innings bunny hunting, Burgess opted to field. That entirely ignored the fact that neither of his opening bowlers, Messrs White and Easterling, had yet found the ground. With the absence of the “Sean Bean” combo, it was left to another Yorkshireman Theo Pavli to get things started. But it was prolific opener Dave Peacock showing all the steal, threatening to make hay while the sun shone. Fortunately, Mark Easterling (8-36-2) found the pitch and eventually some line and length to clean up the opener’s stumps for 21 before he could really get going.
Bean accounted for the second opener, rapping his pad in front for LBW. There was no doubt it was plum in line, but the batsman’s clear chagrin was justified having snicked a monumental inside edge on the way through. Shortly afterwards, wicketkeeper Adam Marshall craftily ‘fumbled’ a leg bye, fooling the batsmen into a quick single. Glove off, ball snatched, turn, throw, stumps down with a direct hit and the batsman yards short.
The quick wickets were unable to stem the quicker scoring, and some looser-than-usual bowling didn’t help, with anything short or wide flying along the rapid outfield to the batsman-friendly boundaries. Of the attack, some might say that only Sean White – half Liam Plunket, half Liam Gallagher – covered himself with any morning glory, frequently testing the batsmen in an electric spell. With less of a Wonderwall and more of a wonder ball, he claimed his only scalp with a nick behind to Marshall’s gloves, finishing with figures of 37 for 1 off his eight.
Combined fifth bowler Simon Tandy (4-32-0), Rob Bath (3-22-0) and Dave Travis (1-9-0) all tried valiantly to hold down an end, while Bean was turning singles into fours on the boundary. Burgess (8-56-2) toiled to the soundtrack of creaking joints, managing to eke out opposite number Chris Giles, Bedminster’s highest scorer with 68. Pavli’s away swingers left him unlucky not to join the wicket takers (8-69-0), but a pair of smart run outs from Bath and Travis at least earned Chilies a fourth bowling point among the boundary fest. Bedminster ended on a daunting (but only just above par) 271-8.
Following a hearty tea, reunited openers Mark Colbourne and Kyle Gloudmans made their way to the middle – hopeful targets of “70 off the first 10” ringing in their ears. That immediately looked like a hard task with Colby holing out on the fifth ball of the innings with no score on the board. To the credit of the bowlers, they kept things tight and their handily placed offside sweeper restricted Gloudmans’s crashing cover drives to singles instead of the boundaries they deserved.
Dave Travis (9) – reminiscent of Carlos Brathwaite in pretty much every way – saw his attempted six caught cruelly inches inside the boundary line. Lord Bath missed a straight one without troubling the scorers and Steve Longden (9) fell similarly having looked dangerous with two crunching boundaries. Ginge Tandy (12) pushed the quick singles before dancing down the track once too often leaving an easy stumping.
When yet another accomplished innings from Gloudmans (41) ended courtesy of a rare shooter, Chilcompton were sat at 84-6 and facing embarrassment. Thankfully Theo Pavli and clearly-not-a-number-8 Jon Burgess were on hand to save the blushes. They took things to the opposition, showing controlled aggression to find a flurry of boundaries – Pavli timing the ball sweetly through the ‘v’, Burgess going aerial to record two sixes during his 29-ball half century. Putting on 94 in just 9 overs, the pair had the chirpsy home team rattled and allowed their teammates on the side-lines to begin daring of a miracle. Could they pull off the impossible?
No. Eight balls later, it was all over. Burgess (51) easily stumped hunting another maximum and Pavli (33 from 32 balls) castled the very next over. Sean ‘Liam’ White (0) was then left looking back in anger at his destroyed stumps and Bean was caught behind for a goldie wrapping up a five-for for the impressive Owen Peacock and an 87 run win for Bedminster.
With plenty of positives to take from the day, a Glastonbury-hit Chilcompton Seconds entertain Barrow Gurney next week back at the CSG.

Saturday 15th June

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 47-4 v Old Park 143-8 – Match Abandoned Due to Rain
Just when you think you’ve seen it all in cricket – Lara’s 500, that Stokes catch, Rammers hitting a 50 – something previously unwitnessed comes along to live long in the memory. On Saturday at the CSG, it was the unprecedented sight of four opening batsmen padded up and marching towards the middle. Two from hosts Chilcompton, two from the visiting Old Park.
Cue confused faces and a very sheepish John Burgess. The Chilcompton captain had lost the toss (obviously), immediately forgotten the decision from the visitors’ skipper and then, panicked, instructed his team to put their pads on. Hypothesising that the mix-up may have happened as ‘bowl’ and ‘bat’ both start with the letter ‘b’, the calamitous captain was comforted only by the unrelenting sympathy of his teammates.
A quick change and Burgess (8-21-2) was ready to join Harvey Hadrill (8-46) to open the bowling in front of an increasingly lubricated Chilies Barmy Army (The 1st XI opponents had defaulted). Both Burgess & Hadrill bowled a testing line, with the watchful batsmen going after the odd loose delivery. Eventually the two combined – Burgess bowling, Hadrill with the sharp catch – to account for the first wicket, and the skip clean bowled number 3 soon after. Clive Christer (8-24-1) continued the pressure, getting an absolute jaffer to turn in from outside off-stump and bamboozle the opposition captain even more than he had been during the coin-toss debacle.
Just as opener David Barker was threatening a repeat of his daddy-hundred from the opening day of last season, Theo Pavli produced a superb bit of fielding to run him out on 59. From there, the wickets tumbled in quick succession, largely thanks to some shapely swing bowling from Pavli himself (8-24-2) and, when he wasn’t nutmegging the batsmen with his patented pea-rollers, some tricky off-spinners from Miles Hadrill (8-23-1). After a day in the field to forget at Patchway last week, Ross Warren and Paul Denning showed Chilcompton what they’d been missing with a decent catch and lightning-quick run out to their names respectively. While Burgess tried to restore some continuity – seeing a shy at the stumps from gully ending up bobbling down to fine leg.
With 144 required, some fantastic homemade Victoria Sponge in their belies, and the spectre of dark grey clouds overhead, the Chilies batsmen headed confidently out to bat…for the second time. Adam Marshall was bowled for a duck on the fifth ball of the second over, appearing to play a shot better timed for the sixth. Ross ‘Tubes’ Warren departed for 2 in similar fashion, going big at a straight one like an undreadlocked, right-handed Chris Gayle.
Mark Colbourne picked up where he left off from his half-century at Patchway, bludgeoning the rare bad ball from the Old Park bowlers to all corners. The best of the bunch from The Mountain was an effortless six, creamed back over the head of mid-off. Some customary Dave Travis (9) shovelling came to a premature end when he was run out chasing down a rare two – of course according to the man himself, he made his ground with minutes to spare. Paul Dening fell LBW for a duck soon after, plumb according to the Umpire, at which point the rain started falling. Covers on, Colbourne stranded on a well-made 29 not out and the palpable disappointment of the intoxicated crowd that they wouldn’t see Steve “Rammers” Longden head out to bat.
Subsequent pitch inspections suggested that a conclusion would only be possible with the teams wearing snorkels and so the captains shook hands, taking 10 points each and allowing Chilcompton 2nds to close the gap on Mells at the top of the table. They travel to Bedminster fifths in Bristol next week.
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Saturday 8th June

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 198-3 v Patchway 2nd XI 196-5 – Chilcompton Won by 7 Wickets
Chilcompton 2nd XI set off for Patchway on Saturday looking to prove three pieces of received wisdom incorrect: that (i) it only takes 45 minutes to drive to Patchway, (ii) you can’t play cricket in gale force winds, and (iii) catches win matches. By Saturday evening, they had shown that the latter of those two adages are complete nonsense.
Captain Jon Burgess continued his consistent run of coin-toss losses and looked visibly shocked when Patchway decided to bat first. Mark ‘Bean’ Easterling was ready to get his season started in fine fashion with the ball in hand (although his day was eventually better characterized with the ball out of hand). He (8-23-1) and Tim Fussell (8-28-1) kept the scoreboard down to around 60 with two wickets down from their miserly 16 overs. The picture at drinks might have looked rosier had it not been for Sam Winsley ‘pulling a Ramrod’ – one 16-ball over later into the wind and he was wishing there was something stronger waiting for him than the regulation jugs of squash.
With the display that followed, guest scorer Richard Gillard was left pondering whether those drinks were indeed spiked. Chilies set about sullying the noble game of cricket with one of the most wretched fielding performances one could dare to imagine. Burgess disco dancing his way around the red-ball as if it were a handbag at Kudos. Fussell spending the afternoon splayed out on the turf like a starfish. Winsley turning singles into fours – a miracle even Jesus would have struggled with. The sheer amount of dollies dropped was reminiscent of Sam Hudson throwing his toys out of the pram at nets on Thursday.
Debutant Theo Pavli (7-41-1) was at least restoring some pride amid the calamity, generating decent speed and troubling length from his dancing shoes. Burgess (7-27-1) kept the unimaginative batsmen pinned down at one end while gentleman Miles Hadrill (8-55-1) eventually accounted for captain Paul Thompson (62) LBW with such a polite appeal that the umpire had no option but to raise the finger. Patchway eventually ended the innings with 196 for 5 – a total that felt eminently gettable on a rain-soaked pitch so far behaving itself.
Following a contender for tea of the season and news of the 1sts on their way to an easy(!) run chase back at the CSG, Mark Colbourne and Adam Marshall set about pursuing that total in a controlled yet confident manner. Passing the DoC’s prescribed 30 in 10 overs and then taking the partnership past 50, Marshall (17) momentarily forgot that he wasn’t in fact Usain Bolt and succumbed to a run out well outside his ground. While Dave Travis started in ‘scratchy’ manner, Colbourne began to unleash hell on the pedestrian Patchway bowling attack. Thanks to several clubbing blows, he soon made his first 50 in over a decade to the appreciative ovation of his teammates.
With that milestone achieved, Colbourne (54) and – following some tasty hitting himself – Travis (28) departed with Chilies comfortably ahead on the worm chart. Tom Hancock picked up where they left off with a display of stroke play as delicious and bountiful as the tea. The left-hander’s flurry of boundaries was a joy to watch, as the scoreboard raced towards the required runs total – Hancock’s only failure was narrowly missing out at putting a hole in the captain’s car after one of his most sweetly timed maximums.
It was left to Jordan Harding (5 not out) who shared a 58 run unbroken 4th wicket partnership to stand admire as Hancock smashed the Chilies home with four overs to spare on his way to a marvellous 58 not out. That meant full batting points for Chilcompton, news so shocking to the DoC that he lost all sense of balance exiting the hostile post-match showers.
Remaining second in the league, Chilcompton 2s face a testing home match against Old Park next week.

Saturday 1st June

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 201-6 v Carsons Mangotsfield 2nd XI 200-9 – Chilcompton Won by 4 Wickets
On a baking hot today, Chilcompton 2nd’s welcomed Carsons Mangnotsfield to the picturesque CSG.
Chili captain Jon Burgess promptly lost the toss and with the away side opting to bat first, Burgess called for a motivational team talk in the bar although his players looked more interested in who could neck their pint first.
Out to the square and it was the long bearded Sean White and the long bodied Jon Loud opening the bowling for Chili and it was White who made the first breakthrough when Coles edged behind to keeper Gillard who snaffled it up like a Warburton’s Gluten Free Panini. Despite the early wicket and some tight lines by the bowlers, Chili were struggling to make any more marks in the wickets column as a pair of Wallage’s (M. & A.) started to build a strong partnership aided by a lightening quick outfield, some suspect fielding & dubious umpiring. Firstly Longden tipped one over the bar for a 6 when it looked easier to catch and then Captain Burgess made his own comedy walk by stumbling and bumbling for what would have been an easy catch to any athletic cricketer. With Carsons now looking well set for a big score, the Wallage partnership was broken thanks to a Christer floater which was well caught by Longden low down to his left and A. Wallage left the field with a credible 47. From then on it was all systems go for Chili and as Jonty Burgess identified a number of junior batsmen due out to the crease he promptly put himself onto bowl ending with figures of 4-38 of his 8 overs and ruining a few young batsman’s afternoon. However it was arguably Harvey Hadrill who was the pick of the bowlers, sent on at the death picking up the key wicket of the other Skipper M.Wallage for 80 and ending with figures of 2-18 of his 4 overs.
Chili couldn’t quite manage to take all 10 wickets with Carsons finishing up with a creditable, but get-able 200-9 off the 40 overs.
With a tea that can only be described as amazing made by Florence Thick, a scuffle almost ensued between Chili players fighting over the last slice of Flo’s delectable quiche.
Quiche behind them, it was time for the Chili batsmen to set about chasing a target of 201 but the start was not what they hoped as the evergreen Dave Travis who had been hitting runs for fun in previous weeks being bowled for 1 by Thatcher bringing Lord Paul Dening to the crease who was after a different type of Thatchers to the bowler. Between Dening and the other opener Jon Loud, Chili soon got the scoreboard ticking nicely and mainly in thanks to Loud who quickly butchered himself to 29 runs including hitting arguably the biggest six seen at the CSG landing in the back garden of Mr Dening’s new abode. When Loud was bowled for 29 and then the impressive looking Tom Hancock soon after, the game appeared to be swinging the way of the away team with Chili sat at 45-3 after 11 overs. Recovering from his nose bleed after being put so high in the batting order Steve Longden joined Dening at the square in what followed to be a game-changing partnership. The two men perhaps well known for their love of the amber nectar put their Cider & Lager to one side and started to build on what turned out to be a game winning partnership of 128 runs off 126 balls. In the hot conditions Dening was sweating pure class as he eloquently picked off the bowlers one by one hitting some beautiful boundaries with the grace of butterfly and timing of a Swiss pocket watch as he ticked past 50 runs with consummate ease. Coached superbly by Dening (mainly after running a 2 and almost colliding), Longden at the other end was also contributing well and even surprised himself when he reached his maiden Saturday 50 with a leg glance off the hips. Feeling the strain of batting for 21 overs instead of the normal 2, Longden’s time at the crease came to an end but not before a trademark slog to cow corner for 6 ending on 56 runs. This majestic partnership took Chili to 173-4 from 32 overs and when Dening finally holed out for a brilliant 72 with the score on 192, just as he did with the bowling, Captain Burgess saw another opportunity to take all the glory and quickly got his pads on to go out and hit the winning 4 with 2 overs to spare.
It was another fine victory for Chili and as beer flowed in the bar afterwards there was great debate if the 2nd’s had ever, and will ever chase down 200 again. They move on to Patchway next Saturday in fine spirits.
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Saturday 25th May

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 148ao v Coalpit Heath 3rd XI 131-9 – Chilcompton Won by 17 Runs
As Chilcompton 2s travelled to Coalpit Heath 3rds, the early signs weren’t good. Literally, in fact, as about half the team were barely able to navigate their way to the ground. The same fate had clearly befallen the groundsman, leaving openers Mark Colbourne and Adam Marshall to machete their way through the lush outfield to the middle. They were soon making their way back however, each falling for just 2 runs apiece. That brought DoC Dave Travis and Lord Rob Bath to the crease who made a much finer fist of battling against a decent pair of opening bowlers and a track riddled with demons. Following Travis fulfilling his season quota of two sixes and Bath putting the ball to all corners of the unforgiving outfield, the pair were clean bowled for 29 and 26 respectively.
Lambert and Harding’s running between the wickets looked more like Laurel and Hardy and they departed quickly for 5 and 0. While Miles Hadrill and Sean White clearly shared the same idea that flaying at a straight one was the right way to get off the mark – both had their stumps spoiled and headed back to the hutch for ducks. So it was left to the returning captain Jonty Burgess (33 not out) to save the innings, looking somewhat better than his #8 batting position suggested. Joined by the stylish Harvey Hadrill (22) at 96-8, the two showed control and class to ruin a few sets of bowling figures and springboard Chilies back into the game. A final bludgeoning boundary from Clive Christer (4) left the visitors 148 all out – still looking a little below par despite the poor outfield, disciplined bowling and 5-30 figures of captain Jack Sparrow Carrington.
Opening bowlers White and Burgess gave Chilles the start they craved, finding range and rhythm to quickly reduce Coalpit to three down. White’s eight laser-accurate overs were bowled in succession, leaving him with well-earned figures of 2-26. Two of Coalpit’s Williams clan then threatened to take the match away from Chilies, picking off anything loose – very little of which was coming from Christer, conceding a mere 22 from his 8 overs. The committed, athletic fielding of Jordan Harding, George Lambert, Hadrill Junior and Lord Bath also played their part in restricting the scoreboard from racing out of control. With the batsmen now in their 30s, Hadrill Senior was eager to make up for his disappointing duck. He accounted for both – one clean bowled, the other thanks to a spectacular lurching snaffle from Christer – during one of his best spells of bowling for the club, eventually finishing with an excellent 3-16 from his eight. With that, the runs dried up and the wickets began to tumble. Thanks to Burgess’s best Tin Man impersonation, he bowed out early (1-13 from 5) leaving Hadrill the younger (0-28 from 4) and Travis to complete the overs, the latter accounting for not one, not two but, yes, THREE wickets! The pick being the last – cleverly luring the mouthy young batsman out of the crease by bowling a distant wide, leaving Marshall with only half-an-hour or so to complete the stumping. Finishing with figures of 3-21 from 7, the innings petered out leaving Chilies one wicket short of full bowling points at 131-9.
Winning by 17 runs, Chilcompton second XI lift to third in the league and welcome bottom-placed Carsons & Mangotsfield seconds to the CSG next Saturday.

Saturday 18th May

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 140-6 v Thornbury 4th 136-9 – Chilcompton Won by 4 Wickets
Determined to put the narrow defeat to Mells behind them, the first ever toss for interim Second XI captain Adam Marshall resulted in exactly what he was hoping for – having the chance to bowl first against Thornbury 4ths at the picturesque CSG. Chilcompton’s very own Curtley and Courtney – Michael Gooderham and Sean White got things off to the ideal start, restricting the travelling team’s openers with some exemplary line and length seaming. It was White with the early breakthroughs, splaying the stumps twice (including those of top scorer Tom Rimmer) and taking a sharp caught and bowled on his way to handsome figures of 3 for 22. Conscious of putting batsmen roughly a quarter of his size (and age) in harm’s way, Jon Loud charitably got started with a couple of Harmison-esque wides, before tightening things up with a tremendous spell that somehow brought him only a solitary wicket despite losing count of the times he passed the bat (1-15). Coming up the hill, rookie Sam Winsley was busy earning his club shirt with a maiden-heavy set of six overs (0-13). Runs may have been at a premium, but so were wickets – frustrations were rising with the seconds’ number 1 cheerleader and club legend Neil Moon arriving just in time to see the skipper shell a regulation snaffle behind the sticks. Cometh the hour, cometh the Ramrod. Putting last week’s dubious “two-and-a-half over” spell behind him, Steve Longden struck in his first over – somehow finding a way to get the ball past/under the bat and resting it neatly against the stumps. Getting into his stride, what followed were some genuinely tricksy overs that yielded a further two wickets and figures of 3 for 37. It was left to Gooderham (1 for 26) and a precise Dave Travis (1 for 11) to try and prise out the last few wickets with the over count dwindling. Despite the best efforts of Lord Rob Bath in the field and his three sharp catches, the Chilis were left one wicket short as the (admittedly junior) visitors limped to an under par 136 for 9 from their allocated 40.
Following a hearty lunch, the agitated crowd begged for entertainment. Somewhere deep in the changing room, Ross ‘Tubes’ Warren must have heard, as he set about swinging at everything and clubbing his way to a prematurely terminated 11. Alas, that would conclude the calypso cricket, as Marshall and DoC Travis prodded and scratched their way through the following overs facing an attack that generated little in the way of pace or accuracy – Marshall mercifully skying one into the gloves of the wicket keeper for 33. Travis and the sprightly Simon Tandy batted with determination and control, with some attractive shot-making and wily running. When both fell in quick succession (for 36 and 12 respectively) with the scoreboard stuck on 122 and ten overs remaining, the Chilis still hadn’t quite entered squeaky bum time (except for Baron Paul Dening’s customary post-lunch fanfare from the boundary). But that time soon approached when the pick of Thornbury’s bowlers, Greg Messer, accounted for Dening (2) and Gooderham in consecutive balls – each an in-swinging missile homing in on the off peg. Lord Bath was looking steady at the other end, but were Marshall’s men about to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? Cometh the hour, cometh the Ramrod…part two. With two lusty fours, Longden put the result beyond doubt – adding 11 to Bath’s classy 27. The latter eventually battered a winning boundary with 8 overs to spare and the chance to get into the bar before the early arrival of the victorious firsts.
The twos make the trip to Coalpit Heath next weekend, with a their bronzed permanent captain returning from his ill-timed holiday. Match Ball Sponsor Archie Goodsir


Saturday 11th May

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI 220-9 v Mells 237-5 – Mells Won by 17 runs
Skipper for the day Dave Travis lost the toss and Mells chose to bat on a lovely day at the CSG. Keiran Rogers led the way with 71 and he was well supported by Steve Smith (32), Rich Rogers (38) and E.Xtras (50). A makeshift attack struggled to tame the big hitting Mells team although Clive Christer (0-18), Mike Gooderham (2-33) and Tim Fussell (1-29) all turned in excellent bowling figures.
After tea Mark Colbourne (33) and Kyle Gloudemans (74) gave the home side a good start before Colbourne departed with the score on 62 in the 17th Over. After Fussell departed LBW, Dave Travis (41) joined Gloudemans and the pair added 71 in 8 overs to give the home team a sniff of victory. When the Skipper departed trying one to many slogs to leg Paul Dening (33no) joined the stylish Gloudemans to continue the progress chasing down the large total. After Gloudemans departed for an excellent 74 the Home Side just fell short by 17 runs despite some excellent shots from the evergreen Dening
Chili 2nds entertain Thornbury next Saturday at the CSG looking to get back to winning ways
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Saturday 4th May

Chilcompton Sports Saturday 2nd XI v Abbott Leigh 2nds – Chilcompton Won due to Abbots Leigh Default!